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Latest Santa Banta jokes In English & Hindi & Punjabi

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Latest Santa Banta Jokes 

  • Santa underwear lene dukaan per gya.Dukaandar ne usey 300 rupay ka underwear dikhaya..
    Paise sun ker Santa Bola : Yaar roj pahnne wala dikhao, Partywear nahi Chahiye..
  • Jagjit Sigh Gaa Rhe the : Yeh Daulat bhi le lo, Yeh Sohrat bhi le lo….Santa Utha : Main toh bahot Pareshan hu, Meri Toh Aurat bhi le lo..
  • Santa Bus me khada tha.. Break lagi toh ek ladki per jaa gira; Ladki: Batameez, Kya kar rhe ho?? Santa : Engineering aur aap??
  • Teacher : A B C sunaao.. Santa: A B C Teacher : Aur Sunaao.. Santa : Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!!
  • Santa : Tera bhai aajkal kya kar rha hai?? Banta : Ek dukaan kholi thi, per ab jeil mein hai!!
    Santa : Woh q?? Banta: Dukaan hathodi se kholi thi!!
  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,

    2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,

    Qnki bank me likha tha..

    “hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

  • . Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,

    Kitna Paisa Lagega?

    Banta : Kuch B Nahi

    Santa : Kaise?

    Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte ( funny santa banta jokes in hindi )

  •  Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.

    Bus teri Maa lagti he?

    Nahi.

    Behen?

    Nahi.

    Biwi?

    Nahi.

    To kamine “PAKDNE” kyo nhi deta..

  •  Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)

    Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara “saando” k sath Ghoom Rahi hai

  • Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?

    Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.

  • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
    Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
    Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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    Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

  • Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
    Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga
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    Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai…?
    Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
    Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si

  • Banta: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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    Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
    A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

  •  Latest Santa Banta jokes In English & Hindi & Punjabi.
  • Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan

    Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon
    Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked..

  • Humor is not only fun but healthy too! Heart attack is shown to be less likely to happen for people who have an active sense of humor or who laugh much. Huge collection of funny stuff & fully sayings- Santa banta jokes, santa banta jokes in punjabi, short, new, latest santabanta jokes.

  • Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.
    Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

  • Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
    Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

  • Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
    Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
    Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
    Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

 

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  • Santa Interview dene gaya…
    Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho?
    Santa-5
    Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa hai
    Santa- Airtel

  • New Boss-employee jokes-
    Employee-Hello Boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai
    dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liya
    Boss-dekh le ho sake to aa ja yaar aaj Audit hai….

  • Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2016-
    Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor
    nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor…

  • Santa : Yr kal meri shadi hai.. Or ladki walo ne kam se kam logo ko bulaya hai
    mujhe tension ho rahi hai…
    banta : Are to ismai tension wali kya bat hai???
    Santa : Yar pata nahi..! papa mujhe lekar jayenge ya nahi…
  • Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
    Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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    Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
    Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’

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    Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
    Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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    Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
    Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

  • Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya
    Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
    “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
    Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si
    Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya
    Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga
    “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
    Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”

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